Jokes 2

Why are we men so misogynistic? Because cat didn't ate our tongues.

Why do beautifull women want beautifull men and can't get them? Because some one told them they are gay and they complyied.

Why do beautifull women want beautifull men and can't get them? Because they are whores.

Why women become lesbians ? Because men arent interested in them anymore.

Why do we still exist as humanity.
Because there were whores but whores who didnt get HIV, herpes, ebola, HPV, hepatitis,A, B, C etc. So, there were healthy virgin-whores around to save the planet.

Why fornicators exist?
Because his mother was a virgin now she isn't.

Why does a furnicator's mother birthed him.
So she could get the state allowances.

Why do furnicators have money to go to whore house?
Because God loved them too much.

Why do a virgin stays virgin?
Because he dies.

Who is the first gay man in history to be celebrated?
Santa Claus.: Ho, ho, ho!

Who is the first devil to be celebrated in calendar.
Santa(Satan) himself.

Who is the best good looking gay man?
It is Satan : Ho, ho, ho.

Why does a whore love a gay man?
He is Satan right?

Who is Cupid?
Imagine he has instead of arrows forks and wants to fool you so later you feel in pain.
Now who is he?

Why does a whore need "meat"?
Satan wants to make a barbecue out of YOU!!

Why does hell burn ?
Because wood-people still exist for the King of Hell to warm his house.

Pennis size matters...for men who dont actually have nothing comparable...and for women who's hole is now too big to enter something.

When you bang a whore is like thwrowing a toothpick in a bucket. No matter about your pennis size it doesnt matter for them because it always isn't enough.