JOKES

HERE ARE SOME ORIGINAL JOKES FROM ME ,CHEERS!

Why are the dice white ?
So the blacks play with them.

What is a homosexual holding a beer ?
A pedophile.

What is a homo to a pub?
Again a pedophile.

What is a gay man married with a woman?
A husband.

A woman married to a gay man?
A whore.

What is an open-minded woman?
A call girl.But that still is a whore.

What is a woman with two guys.
A tricycle.

How do you call a educated whore ?
Student girl.

Why virgin boys still exist?
Because a stork brought them from Virgin Islands!

Why do whores still exist?
Because Eve found a bigger snake than Adam's.

How do we know a woman is a bitch?
They are like weather.They change every time!

A woman and a man go to war. Same equipment same cap on head, shaved the same, same height etc.How we differentiate them?
We check their wounds if there is a leakage. If he complains then it is a man and if it shouts angry and asks you tampons then it's a woman.

Oh, the wounded soldier without cause on the battle field  is losing blood. Someone help, tampons are needed.

Why people die. So the whores and fornicators get less.

Why a girl goes to a club? Because someone needs her home.

Why do girls cheat? Because they are overrated.

Why always whores choose virgins? Because whores like challenges virgins dont!

Three moves check mate. The black takes the dame. The dame takes the cash.The whites take AIDS.

How do you call a married man?
A dead man.

Why do always ugly women are more naughtier than beautifull women? Because ugly women dont have nothing to loose except their virginity while beautifull women can loose teeth and come home with a smashed face and crawled legs from all "the work".